-RANDOM Npc Student asks Tia "Why are you such a hard ass bitch teacher?" Which prompts the lovely jazz music to strum up and her to sing.-

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
T'ey'll tell you I'm the biggest mother... hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works the system called reciprocity~

Got a little motto
Always sees me t'rough
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you.~

-In the middle of class all the crabs she has will be busting out in Little Mermaids "Under the Sea".

Feel free to comment here to ask teacher-sama wtf is going on.-

-Has a Dwyane kitty on her desk until the end of tomorrow's class, scratching under his chin occasionaly.-

Now Children, I hope you've done yar homework assignments~ I would hate to see t'e consequences if you didn't~

I also hope you all enjoy me little babies~ Promise to take good care of t'em or you'll be surprised at what could happen.

Eager to see you children tomorrow~

T'e cold is still rat'er annoying...I long to be back on t'e sea wit' t'e freedom to come and go as I please.

Children t'ese days have no respect or understanding of the life outside t'ese castle walls. T'e magic they learn is hardly a good method should real evil appear. Evil t'at indeed looms on t'e horizon for most.

Teaching t'em such methods is deemed ridiculous and unsafe. Hmph...

Never t'e less, I must get back to me teachings. Let's see if t'ese brats can master even simple divinations...t'en, t'e advance surprises~


I'm curious how me pets are doing~

GUESS WHOSE TURN IT IS NOW.

I'm sure people have itching questions for Tia.

So shoot away~ She'll be happy to answer.

ALSO Click the cut to see what will happen if you bring harm to TIA'S CRABS.
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Tia has no idea what Christmas is.

Tia gives everyone crabs.

If Tia finds anyone eating said crabs or hurting them, she'll find you and rip out your heart Indiana Jones style.

Except Nell. Nell gets a book on Divinations and Necromancy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

It's too freezin' here! I miss t'e Caribbeans were it be loads more warmer t'en t'is arctice like feelin'.

An' t'is dry air is hardly doing a t'ing for me...Ooh to be back on t'e sea. But noo, I be not returning home t'is holiday season.

Any teachers left behind be sure to contact me~ I could use company ot'er t'en me crabs~

Aah all ya little children an' your situations~ It brings a smile to me face to see just how crazy you can all get~

Best to enjoy situation like t'is~ T'ese be the days worth livin' for. Live it up, children~ And don't forget yar essays are due on the key points of palm readings.


Edit:

Upon your return to school, children, we will be taking a trip to t'e outside where we will be learning augury and feng shui~ But be warned t'at near Spring time we will be dealing wit' t'e darker aspects of Divination and studying Necromancy.

What a beautiful sight to be returning to~ I do so much enjoy t'ese western cultures ideals of Christmas. Not many of us islanders enjoy Christmas back in t'e Caribbeans. But I've had more pointless reasons to drink.

Come now, Children~ come say hello to yar divinations teacher. I'm shar a lot of us will get along perfectly.

Ahh, and do not touch the crabs in me class room. T'ey are not as forgiving as I am.

Seems dere is some tension among some of da students as of late, details of it are not yet clear, but I hope whatever dere planning turns out de way dere minds hope it do.

I may possibly be taking a small trip to Singapore far some more supplies but I'll allow my pet access to here widout me being 'ere.

I may dislike de idiot sometimes but I at least trust him not to blow de place up. 

Strange to have company around...

[If Grimm is around doubt it he'll see her playing with her music box necklace a lot and the crabs around the beach will be turned into rocks. Trying to get more stuff to do with her since I really don't want to drop her again]